To say we were devastated by the news of Michael Kors leaving Project Runway would be an understatement. We’re sure new judge Zac Posen will be wonderful and breathe new life into the show, yada yada yada—but what will become of Project Runway once what’s arguably the best part of each episode, i.e. Kors’s incredible, hilarious, insightful, amazing (shall we go on?) criticisms of the designers’ work, is gone for good? We aren’t sure we want to find out.
In memorium, we’ve collected the very most excellent of Michael Kors‘s quips for your enjoyment–and then interpreted them through mediocre Photoshop jobs. Because really, who but Michael Kors could pick out an outfit as the exact perfect thing to wear at Joan Crawford’s St. Patrick’s Day party? No one, that’s who.